Oi!
Oi! Haha! I'm updating this blog now for the sake of my cat. Lame, I know. I'm hungry. I really am. It's been 15 hours+ since I've stuffed my stomach and guess what I'm doing now? Stuffing my stomach? I wish! I'm doing my homework, anyway.
bah bah bah. Listen to my story...
I was walking down the street and then a guy approached me and talked to me.
That guy: Hey, are you nowre?
Me: yeah, I am, who the heck are you?
That guy: well, I'm Robert Lautner. Well, you have such a HOT figure.
I was getting excited and all of a sudden, my sleeves were torn apart showing my muscular arms, with all the veins showing themselves up. The *toot* thing was, that guy ran away from me-he looked like a faggot chasing some imaginary hot guys..
Then, I stole a needle from a grandma whom was busy drinking milk from her grandson's bottle. Psssstttt. I punctured-kan my muscles.
I walked up the streets. Then another guy approached me.
That guy: Hi, I'm Taylor Pattinson.
Me: Oh, I didn't know that.
TP: ??? anyway, you're Junsu's wife, right?
Me: Of course I am! How did you know??
TP: Of course I know! Everyone knows!
Goshh, I was too excited that I gave birth to my three sons at that time! And the *toot* thing was, Taylor Pattinson was screaming and shouting- "Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh! Oh my god! Oh my god! Junsu's a father now! Oh my god! Oh my god!" without helping me in giving birth at all. Well, he did help a little-he asked me to take a deep breath then scream! (wth?)
Oi! Oi! Come back to Earth now! Please ah please.
Oi! The stories above are not real ah. This is so not me. I'm just really hungry and bored now. Hah... aaa TTnTT
Err...Could anyone do my physics homework?
Labels: J. nowre
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